I don’t suggest pointing these at an active shooter

10th Doctor: You’re not …..{Pulls out & extends sonic Screwdriver , 11th Doctor pulls out longer one with a grin } Compensating?
11th Doctor: For what?
10th Doctor: Regeneration. It’s a lottery.
11th Doctor: Oh, he’s cool. Isn’t he cool? I’m the Doctor and I’m all cool. Oops, I’m wearing sandshoes!

Doctor Who The Day of the Doctor 2013

You know there are some stories that are so foolish, so stupid that when you read them you’re convinced that they are simply plants.

University of Texas at Austin students plan to carry dildos around campus next year in protest of recent legislation that allows concealed carry permit holders to carry their firearms to public colleges’ campuses.

No you’re not reading that wrong, it’s not an article from Cracked or Mad it’s actually happening.

And the leader of this protest thinks that carrying a gun is all about SEX!


Jin told the Houston Chronicle in an interview that she chose the sex toy as “it spotlights the masturbatory nature of the power which people derive from gun ownership, and the self aggrandizing ‘I’m one of the good ones, I’ll protect you’ arguments we’re so often expected to simply trust.”

The truth of course is that having a concealed carry permit says something quite different as evidenced by this tweet:

But I do think there is something psycho sexual about all of this.

The people who will be carrying around sexual devices are actually advertising their impotence.

They don’t have the discipline to learn how to carry a firearm safely, they don’t have the ability to protect themselves, they don’t have the historical perspective to understand how bearing arms is a basic right of a free person and finally they don’t have the self-confidence to defend themselves or the courage to defend others.

So I think it’s totally appropriate for such people who have none of these historically manly qualities and are terrified of manhood to parade around bearing items to make up for their inadequacy.

It’s who they are